Here is attempt #1: That which doesn't kill you. StoneyB is happy to offer bounties to questions like this. Great, I appreciate that since rep points are still kind of precious to me on this site. Even for such a valid reason, it's hard to just give them away.
Now, look at the edit history of that question and the comments.
What's right here? The whole point is to offer an interesting topic, a bit of a cookie, and an "E" for effort. I also want to actively discourage native-speaking-know-it-alls from answering the question. There are plenty of real questions on this site that need that expertise. On a thread like this I'd say, "Move along folks, nothing to see here." (except of course to offer knowledgeable and kind feedback as appropriate)
What I'd really love to see is learners who are still struggling to put phrases together giving it a shot. This thread is a safe place to spread your wings.
How best can the questions be worded?